krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

Don’t stop until you’re satisfied. You want an explanation? Ask. You want to be successful? Work. Don’t settle for results you don’t want. Don’t stop until you’re satisfied.

-(the best advice a teacher has ever given me)

Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her.

-Trent Shelton - via 242soldieroflove (via perfect)

sakeui:

10:25 // nothing else

eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

unclefather:

Don’t fall in love with me. I will take you to a museum and leave you there. All by yourself. You can call me and be mad and tell me to “come back and get you” but i won’t and you will call your mom and look like an idiot when you say “Hey mom, it’s just me. Yea, he did it again. He left me at the air and space museum this time. I’m sorry, I know it’s the 4th time but I thought he would change.”

I can’t believe I am saying this, but it would awfully nice to have someone to listen to certain music together late at night and just star gaze from the home.

-(via ohlovequotes)

justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”